This is basically the magical transformation sequence that happens when I tap into my French half
till bug
They should invent a 40k that is not priced by madmen this shit drives me insane
Make things cheaper, these prices are utterly detached from your audience’s material conditions!!!
@transmechanicus
This is (one reason why) I like Battletech.That unit of four mechs? That counts as a full army. If you’ve got four mechs, you’re ready to play. Done. You want more? Twenny five bucks and you’ve got another army. You want a single mech? A blind box will run you like eight bucks at Barnes and Noble where it’s slightly overpriced.
And then there’s the fact that unlike 40k there’s no WAAAAH YOU GOTTA USE OUR MINIS OR YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO PLAY WAAAAAH crybaby rule.
You wanna use your own 3d printed ones? Go for it. You wanna use mechs from the Robotech miniatures game? That is literally why it was successfully kickstarted. Cardboard standees? Sure. LEGO? WHY THE HELL NOT?!
Also:
-The universe is more fleshed out than 40k.
-The writers aren’t allergic to plot developments. The map has changed DRASTICALLY from era to era, and we’re just entering a new era (the Il'Clan era).
-…but you can play in any era you want without issue, just maybe with a few newer mechs that are verboten.
-Past that, any mech can be for any faction (reasonably). Because your shiny new “exclusive” mech is only exclusive until it gets cockpit-shot and salvaged by the enemy.
-There’s no codex creep for this reason, and units are customizable.
-There’s no designated hero faction and no factions that are irredeemably evil.
-(That said FUCK CAPELLANS)
-There’s humor. There’s badass women everywhere, from mech jockeys like Natasha Kerensy to heads of state. There’s pathos. There’s infinite space for you to make your own units, from mercenaries to small periphery states on the edge of space. There’s a FULL RPG (“A Time of War”) that INTERFACES SEAMLESSLY with the miniature rules.PLAY BATTLETECH.
It’s the miniatures game for the reasonable berk.
(Oh right and if you do wanna play giant-ass armies you can do that too, but instead of getting more complicated the Alpha Strike rules simplify things so that you can get through a game in less than 18 hours)


Hi, I’m Derek. I like the Magistracy unironically and take pictures almost as half-assedly as I freehand.
Gliding Spider
Sure, an adult human can probably cope with one bite from these arachnids, but these things swarm large targets and can deliver multiple bites, cause their victims to drop into a coma, and possible death.
Art from page 183 of Excavator Monthly Compendium.
https://www.outlandarts.com/TME-excavator-monthly-compendium.htm
Of all the completely unnecessary, awful creatures the single worst in any setting is the flying spider.
I love them and every game should have them.
For decades, every few years I’ve been thinking “I should try getting into Battletech”.
Anyone who’s into Battletech: Is Battletech something one should be into? If so, how do I into Battletech?
If one likes big tanky robots, stories of human drama, and a well-balanced tabletop game, yes! One should absolutely get into Battletech. Doubly so if you like painting miniatures and enjoy tabletop war games.
Where to start? Easy!
Step 1: Tex. He’s a good egg and can present a lot of information in a charming manner. Start with his 101 series. If you prefer your primer to be more interactive, try the HBS Battletech game.
Step 2: Sarna. If any of the factions mentioned catch your attention, click on ‘em on Sarna.net. It’s the Battletech wiki. Lots of good stuff in there. Do some light reading; click a few random links and see what catches your attention. The key to getting into Battletech is to nibble rather than trying to swallow the enormity of the setting in one go. If none of the Great Houses appeal, check out the Periphery or the Clans… Do be warned though: the Clan stuff is less beginner-friendly than the Inner Sphere.
Step 3: The Dive. When you find whatever holds your attention in the setting, take some bigger bites. Hit youtube or any of the fan sites online. Ask questions about the memes or history. Pick up some novels on kindle. Go back to Tex’s channel and try his more indepth Tex Talks Battletech playlist. Enjoy the longrunning New Explorer Core fanfiction by MechanicalFrog. The hook is in your mouth so get ready to be reeled in.
Step 4: The Game. Arguably the best part is playing the game! Head to your local game store with a hundred bucks and (relatively loudly) ask where their Battletech miniatures are. You want the Game of Armored Combat box to get started. Don’t bother with the Beginner Box. It’s unfortunately just not worth the money. Ask the folks at store (again, with some volume) what they recommend for paint, brushes, and such. Keep it simple to start: a spraycan of gray primer, a number 0 and a number 2 brush, a bottle of gunmetal paint, and then a couple of 17ml bottles of whatever paint colors you like. I recommend Army Painter products for paint!
A note on cost as well: Battletech isn’t a game that’s going to eat thousands of dollars like 40K. Games tend to have between 4 and 8 minis per side, so once you have the rulebook and minis from the starter box your initial investment is done. There is plenty of other stuff to buy, should you wish to expand (you will!), but you don’t need to sell a kidney for a playable army.
Step 5: Your Buddy. If the store is at all normal, at least one person has noticed you asking about Battletech; say hello to them! They are probably itching to talk about the game and may just be your new hobby friend. More than likely, they’ll be thrilled to teach you how to play as well. The rulebook does a fair job, but it’s always better to learn from a person!
Alternatively, if you have no local game store or don’t overly care about the physical game, you can try MegaMek. It’s free, it lets you play virtual games of Battletech, but the learning curve is on the steeper side. Check youtube for tutorials.
Happy diving!
OH! And watch Hired Steel.
For decades, every few years I’ve been thinking “I should try getting into Battletech”.
Anyone who’s into Battletech: Is Battletech something one should be into? If so, how do I into Battletech?
If one likes big tanky robots, stories of human drama, and a well-balanced tabletop game, yes! One should absolutely get into Battletech. Doubly so if you like painting miniatures and enjoy tabletop war games.
Where to start? Easy!
Step 1: Tex. He’s a good egg and can present a lot of information in a charming manner. Start with his 101 series. If you prefer your primer to be more interactive, try the HBS Battletech game.
Step 2: Sarna. If any of the factions mentioned catch your attention, click on ‘em on Sarna.net. It’s the Battletech wiki. Lots of good stuff in there. Do some light reading; click a few random links and see what catches your attention. The key to getting into Battletech is to nibble rather than trying to swallow the enormity of the setting in one go. If none of the Great Houses appeal, check out the Periphery or the Clans… Do be warned though: the Clan stuff is less beginner-friendly than the Inner Sphere.
Step 3: The Dive. When you find whatever holds your attention in the setting, take some bigger bites. Hit youtube or any of the fan sites online. Ask questions about the memes or history. Pick up some novels on kindle. Go back to Tex’s channel and try his more indepth Tex Talks Battletech playlist. Enjoy the longrunning New Explorer Core fanfiction by MechanicalFrog. The hook is in your mouth so get ready to be reeled in.
Step 4: The Game. Arguably the best part is playing the game! Head to your local game store with a hundred bucks and (relatively loudly) ask where their Battletech miniatures are. You want the Game of Armored Combat box to get started. Don’t bother with the Beginner Box. It’s unfortunately just not worth the money. Ask the folks at store (again, with some volume) what they recommend for paint, brushes, and such. Keep it simple to start: a spraycan of gray primer, a number 0 and a number 2 brush, a bottle of gunmetal paint, and then a couple of 17ml bottles of whatever paint colors you like. I recommend Army Painter products for paint!
A note on cost as well: Battletech isn’t a game that’s going to eat thousands of dollars like 40K. Games tend to have between 4 and 8 minis per side, so once you have the rulebook and minis from the starter box your initial investment is done. There is plenty of other stuff to buy, should you wish to expand (you will!), but you don’t need to sell a kidney for a playable army.
Step 5: Your Buddy. If the store is at all normal, at least one person has noticed you asking about Battletech; say hello to them! They are probably itching to talk about the game and may just be your new hobby friend. More than likely, they’ll be thrilled to teach you how to play as well. The rulebook does a fair job, but it’s always better to learn from a person!
Alternatively, if you have no local game store or don’t overly care about the physical game, you can try MegaMek. It’s free, it lets you play virtual games of Battletech, but the learning curve is on the steeper side. Check youtube for tutorials.
Happy diving!
Things I can’t paint: smoke plumes.
Things I CAN paint: my hands, my hoodie, whatever I’m drinking out of, the floor…
Those look damn good to me.
If you want to make them look hotter, do a glaze of yellow ink near the upper portions, drybrush with white, then do the gray with white as you did near the bottom.
